Friday, December 28, 2007

 

Good one liners

  1. A girl is like a phone which you like to have it, wants to talk a lot but whenever you press a wrong key, it gets disconnected.
  2. Hey i like the color of your lipstick. Can i taste it ;)
  3. There are no stupid questions. Only Stupid persons asks questions.
  4. I am Nobody and Nobody is perfect. Hence i am perfect.
  5. The person who is swimming against the stream will only knows the strength of the stream.
  6. Bad planning is almost equal of not having a plan.
  7. If i seem to be confused, then it means that i am thinking.
  8. If at first you dont get success, redefine success.
  9. Do not look who is speaking. Examine what is said.
  10. Never waste the lie, when the truth will do.
  11. Past is history, Future is mystery.

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